Can You Spot It?

Look closely at this picture and tell me what you find that doesn't add up. Go ahead, I promise its not like the page in Where's Waldo where its a bunch of dude wearing Waldo outfits.



Don't have it yet? Fair enough, the picture is pretty small. Let's zoom in to the relevant portion.



How about now?

I just don't get it. Is this really an effective marketing technique? Doesn't attracting "good guys" through the use of blatant sex appeal seem kinda... counterproductive? Self-defeating? And maybe I've just been looking in the wrong places, but I haven't noticed a backlog of great, single, "True Christian", smoking hot girls.

Wait a minute...

AH HA! The final clue is revealed! It's elementary, my dear Watson. You see, the exact phrasing of the ad is "looking for better relationships". Key word "better". These girls are already in relationships! That means that this isn't a dating service at all! It's a place to buy hitmen! If you read between the lines, the ad goes as follows:

"Good guys will be wanted. Meet with great girls now at True Christians soon to be singles. 1000's of girls looking for better relationships now... even if they don't know it yet! Chat free about which boyfriend you want offed."

I'm on to you, Facebook ad.

Also, for purely research reasons, what are your rates?