Violence is About to Ensue

One of two things is going to happen.

One - I'm going to rip my smoke detector off of the ceiling and reduce it to its constituent atoms.

Two - I'm going to go on a beeping-induced murderous rampage and destroy the entire world, starting with everyone responsible for my smoke detector.

Seriously, the thing has been beeping about once every 45 seconds for the past two nights, and only during the nighttime when I'm trying to sleep. Last morning I woke up with my jaw clenched so tight it was nearly painful. I think I realize why, now. I might just go entirely insane tonight.

First thing I'm going to do tomorrow is find Shawn (my floor custodian) and beg for his help on bended knee.

Until then, I'm just going to think about how much I hate my smoke detector. Some duct tape and a pillow may come out later. This will not stand.